who is smart and who is not?

now that i'm on BYE i can sit back and relax and think about some human interest stuff. and i started to wonder what kind of people these nfl players are, i just know some stats, and what they look like in their uniforms. so please tell me something about them, who is generally known as smart, who is dum, who is mean, who is nice, which players public love / hate? who every one respects / disrespects? that kinda things, please enlighten me.
thanks
Anssi the Lion, who is #1 this regular season beating lot of experienced nfl fans